i write sins not blog titles.

human-bec:

apuresilverhammer:

human-bec:

apuresilverhammer:

human-bec:

*raises eyebrows*

why are you raising your eyebrows at me?

*reaches out and pats faer cheeks*

>Point at him.

*squeak and poke faer in the boob* anons?

>Nod quietly. Squeak back when he pokes you. No fair.

4 hours agohuman-bec 6 notes

when i started drumline practice today my drum was kinda heavy now carrying it is nothing

4 hours ago

human-bec:

apuresilverhammer:

human-bec:

*raises eyebrows*

why are you raising your eyebrows at me?

*reaches out and pats faer cheeks*

>Point at him.

4 hours agohuman-bec 6 notes#[[if you didnt read that anon post thatll make him come

mageoftime-dj:

apuresilverhammer:

"mommy havea poke too!’ She looks pleased with herself, while Joan has tucked faer face into DJ’s neck and is quietly snoring.

"Yes, she told me…"

After noticing that Joan had fallen asleep, he quietly shushed everyone, causing Marcel to put his finger on his lips much like DJ was doing now. He began to whisper.

"Seems like your mommy needs some sleep… I’m going to bring her to bed and we can all cuddle with her, ok?"

"Buh we all sandy an we need a baf!" Ryan looks very concerned at this, looking up at Joan.

4 hours agomageoftime-djapuresilverhammer 120 notes
apuresilverhammer asked: excuse me.

hollywoodproductions:

59. Balancing on their tiptoes to reach something on a high shelf

It was movie day so you needed to pick a movie, you already had a movie in mind but it wasn’t on Netflix. So you could only hope that you had it on the movie shelf, you own a lot of movies.. but they’re pretty outdated. You get out of bed and make your way over to the shelf that contained all of the movies you owned, you looked at the very top and tilted your head to the side. Can you even reach that?

You stand on your tiptoes and reach up to attempt to grab the movie you needed, the door behind you clicked so you turned your head to see who it was while still trying to reach the movie. 

"Oh uh.. hey."

You snort softly, watching him try to grab the movie. You pull a notebook and pen out of your bag, and write “need some help?” on it as you walk over to him quietly.

4 hours agohollywoodproductions 1 note

mageoftime-dj:

apuresilverhammer:

Annie turns back around from Reggie and jumps when she sees Marcel.

"misser mime?"

"Mime!" Marcel looked over at Annie and smiled, waving at her.

"Yeah, that’s a Mr. Mime. I named him Marcel…"

"mommy havea poke too!’ She looks pleased with herself, while Joan has tucked faer face into DJ’s neck and is quietly snoring.

5 hours agomageoftime-djapuresilverhammer 120 notes

human-bec:

*raises eyebrows*

why are you raising your eyebrows at me?

5 hours agohuman-bec 6 notes

at this point whenever i see helena bonham carter or johnny depp in a movie my first reaction is “alright now where’s the other one.”

5 hours ago
kaymurph:

‘fisticuffs’ is a really, really great word

kaymurph:

‘fisticuffs’ is a really, really great word

5 hours agocondesceskaymurph 8,951 notes
Sexual Sunday Magic Anon!

Choose as many as you want to apply to your character(s); all can last between 2 and 10 days, mun’s choice. 

You have the option to turn Melodia human as well for the duration of any of the spells you choose.

A. Double-edged Point: Muse can make others cum by pointing at them, but their arousal will rise a third of orgasm each time; this acts as a kind of heat and only recedes to nothing every third time they use the spell, with them having a triple-orgasm.

B. Mile-High club: Muse has wings, but using them is an aphrodisiac - After about 10 minutes of flying, they’ll be in a state very close to orgasm. However, they cannot reach orgasm from flying alone. Flying past the 10 minute limit is much like ‘edging’; being right on the edge of orgasm but not being able to fall over into it without outside help.

C. Strip Games: Whenever muse loses at something (an argument, a game, a sparring match, etc.) an article of clothing they’re wearing disappears, randomly; there’s a higher chance for underwear to go first, though. On the other hand, if they win at something, the person they won against will lose a piece of clothing, still randomly and still favoring underwear first, usually.

D. Easter hunt: Muse’s clothes are scattered in a large area and they can’t wear any clothing other than the hidden articles until they find everything; anything other than the clothing they lost will just teleport a short way away from them whenever it touches any of their skin.

E. Arousing harm: Muse now has claws; these claws secrete a ‘venom’ that’s actually an extremely strong aphrodisiac and a healing serum. The scratches will heal in seconds, but the person scratched will be squirming quite a bit from arousal after..

5 hours ago 1 note#hmm i dare say e and a for a week. heheh. thank you!]] #submission

i still have those claw marks down my face.

5 hours ago

5 hours ago 7 notes#this is me and pretty much anyone who pays any attention to me ever.

sexytush:

apuresilverhammer:

image

sexytush replied to your post “sexytush said: which one? i’m trying not to think about it.”

abdominal bulge it’s quite the common kink actually and I might have a little something for it

…you do?

let me sift through my trunk

oh gosh.

5 hours agosexytushapuresilverhammer 3 notes
Anonymous asked: id tap you into next week tbh

nnnn.

no.

5 hours ago #let's not. #woah an anon! #it's probably aliens.
emae:


2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

5 hours agoacetrainerethiemae 92,668 notes
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